Straight College Man

Ever looking for someone special? Someone that is close to you? Maybe goes to the same college as you? I know I do. I like tough macho men. Men who aren't gay, but that can be converted. I want to find a straight college man that I can convert to be with me. I don't think it would be overly hard. Just talk to him, become friends, give him a few drinks and then violia! You can make your move. Converting a straight college man couldn't be too hard could it?