Sunday, November 06, 2005

Straight Men Only

I haven't written anything here for almost a month, so. I didn't have time, cos I went on holiday to India and then when I came home I just started my new job at the straight college men studio and that does take up a lot of time and to be honest I'm not sure I'll have much time to blog in future.
What really happened: I've had exams at uni and seeing as I didn't know much I had to spend a lot of time revising. And a lot of time daydreaming/looking out of the window/thinking about random stuff but that's OK cos at least while I was doing that, I (usually) had a book open in front of me. I know that technically, a book is no use unless I was actually reading it, but it felt like revision. It was more like revision than sitting in the pub or something with straight college men(although I did do that too, a bit).

Wow, I never thought I'd hear Jason Donavon on the radio again. But today I did, along with Ant & Dec, Abba, and the themetunes to Ghostbusters and the tv series of Robin Hood. Y'know the one, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen... OK enough. Why? Cos Radio One let people phone and ask for whatever song they wanted to be played. I think that's a good idea, radio DJs should notice this idea and do it more often! So there was some strange music, but loads of it was good.

Monday, October 24, 2005

Straight College Man

Ever looking for someone special? Someone that is close to you? Maybe goes to the same college as you? I know I do. I like tough macho men. Men who aren't gay, but that can be converted. I want to find a straight college man that I can convert to be with me. I don't think it would be overly hard. Just talk to him, become friends, give him a few drinks and then violia! You can make your move. Converting a straight college man couldn't be too hard could it?